Category Archives: Miscellaneous

When will we ever use this?

Student:  When am I ever going to use this?
Hedman: [mentions a gazillion real life uses]
Student:  But those don’t apply to me!
Hedman: [bangs head against the wall]

When will I ever…

Student:  When will I ever use this?
Hedman: You want me to prophesy?!?  That’s not in my job description!